loid

a tool, retarded, not by chance but by ignorance. just the epitome of being stupid and not having any clue.

man alive jimmy is a loid !

by mattix April 22, 2006

loid

short for mongoliod totaly retarted person.

Bill: Jim is a massive loid! Jim: Wateva Bill you poo! Bill: loid! loid! loid!

by Tom Cramer June 08, 2005

loid

Loid is a spy, who is a dilf. He's a majestic blonde with blue eyes. If loid ever needs a wife or girlfriend for a mission, I would gladly sign up. He's 6'2. what's more perfect than a tall guy? Hes so attractive. Yor is a lucky woman and needs to fall fr in love with him or I'll do it myself.

"you know loid?" "the hot spy?" "fr, i'd marry him if he asked me to" "I agree, Niyya."

by loidssweetheart/loidswifey September 19, 2022

loidness

The characteristic jarring note transition/inflection, unnatural vibrato and underlying roughness of the vocals created by Vocaloid singing synthesizer software. Songs with high loidness are easily identifiable as a synthetic creation (i.e. by computer), while songs with low loidness can be mistaken by those unfamiliar with Vocaloid to be sung by humans (i.e. real people). Though it is easier to reduce loidness in new versions of Vocaloid software, loidness is not necessarily a negative attribute in synthesized songs; many listeners consider it an integral part of a Vocaloid persona, and enjoy its presence in such songs. Synthetic vocals without loidness will likely be extremely competitive in the general singing industry, though acceptance of loidness would probably also increase.

"Right, so I've listened to these three songs for hours, and then ranked them from low to high loidness: Miracle∞Gumiracle (Megpoid GUMI), Ai Dee (Megurine Luka/Hatsune Miku) and Jenga (Hatsune Miku)." - A slightly OCD loidphile. "I think the newer Vocaloid songs of experienced producers have increasingly refined loidness." A slightly pretentious loidphile.

by DistantUtopia October 01, 2013

Loid

To use a piece of plastic or celluloid to force open a spring lock on a door, by sliding said piece of plastic between the door frame and lock.

The burglar used a credit card to loid the door

by English and proud November 10, 2021

Loid

Short for vocaloid, utauloid, or any other vocal synthesizer.

Bro #1: What loid do you use? Dude No. 2: I'm a big fan of Kaito on V3. Bro #1: Hell yeah brother, that's a damn good loid.

by FAZEMLGCODPLAYER January 30, 2020

Loid

From "mongoloid". An asian, or retarded person. Can be used as an adjective, or an personal suffix.

Stop being such a loid. Haha look at Loid-Henry acting like an imbecile over here!

by Geitepuler December 09, 2019