Kick Your Ass

1. To beat the hell out out of somebody, you don't have to literally kick them in the ass.
2. Famous threat used by Hank hill.

Example 1
Keep talking shit and Im gonna kick your ass!
Example 2
Hank: Dang it Dale I'm gonna kick your ass.

by Cool Guy November 11, 2018

kick your ass

v.- also "kick yo' ass"
1. To rare back your leg and kick, landing the kick on someone's ass.
2. To raise a foot and thrust down sharply, landing the blow on someone's ass.

1. I'm gonna kick your ass!
2. Don't gimme no sass, or I'll kick yo' ass!

by crazykrazyqrazy December 4, 2007

kick your ass mode

Almost like survival mode, only like when you are totaly determined to kick someones ass.

I died because Taylor is a cheap bastard and waited for me on the edge, so I went into kick your ass mode

by George Hoefer March 17, 2005

kick your ass in HD

1. A beating so intense, you wish Chuck Norris had given it to you.
2. Receiving an ass whooping so good that you could have sworn it was in HD.

guy 1: " Do that again and I'll kick your ass in HD!!!"
guy 2: " Wait, don't yu mean 3D?"
guy 1: "No, 3D makes it come closer to you, HD makes your ass beating look better."
guy 2: "...wow that's intense man."

by Jormungandr & Komodo May 23, 2011

Old enough to kick your ass

What some teens say when an older person asks how old they are.

How old are you?
Old enough to kick your ass.

by Judge dredd7 October 20, 2011

I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass

A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode

Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs

by applealex October 4, 2009

I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!

When a person has enough and this is what he says when he wants to kick your ass.

Bully: Alright, problem kid! Bitch!
Me:Shut the fuck up!!!
Bully:You shut the fuck up, you niggard.
Me: Oh yeah?!
Me: *rages
Me: I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!
Me: *kicks the bully to uranus

by TanglefingStar February 8, 2023