guarding
The act of imitating a Hollister lifeguard in places you don't typically find lifeguards on duty. Involves holding your hands up to your eyes like binoculars and having friends take a picture of you.
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Guarding the beer
Making out/ hooking up, primarily in a party setting. Typically in front of the beer/keg/etc. and effectively "guarding" any other party goers from reaching it.
They were guarding the beer for hours. Though I must admit they did a good job, nobody bothered taking any of the beer that was behind them.
Guarding the beer by Gohawks91 January 24, 2011
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guarding the bee
The act of performing an utterly meaningless task given to you solely to keep you out of the way. The name comes from an episode of The Simpsons in which Homer, and two others, are tasked with guarding a bee in a jar in the plant's basement while the Nuclear Regulatory Inspector is visiting.
Bernie: Duh, why are we down here?
Homer: Aw, geez. I told you Bernie, guarding the bee!
Bernie: But WHY?!
Homer: Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head bee-guy.
Homer: Aw, geez. I told you Bernie, guarding the bee!
Bernie: But WHY?!
Homer: Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head bee-guy.
guarding the bee by Astrolounge April 7, 2009
guarding Epstein
e.g. Dad walks in on son playing video game night before book report is due:
"Wow, you're really guarding Epstein with this book report, aren't you?"
"Wow, you're really guarding Epstein with this book report, aren't you?"
guarding Epstein by Darko May August 13, 2019
Guarding 24-7
A Really Ugly Person whose Face Guards his/her Body 24 Hours a Day. Mostly found at Wal-Mart or Bus Stops.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.
Guarding 24-7 by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
guarding the bee
guarding the bee by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003
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guarding rooster by miniricci March 9, 2010
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