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Forecast 

We speak about business. The term Forecast is used to talk about business on a weekly or monthly basis.

Unless it's a french company then we speak about business 3 times a day.

*See also shit-show
We speak about your forecast.
Forecast by Steve O December 8, 2003

forecast 

The weather...?
The forecast is in the news.
forecast by Maria Evels November 3, 2003

forecast 

the agenda of boys waiting to be fucked
that hoes got a damn forecast teh entire week
forecast by kevin klennburg November 3, 2003

what's the forecast 

a cool way to say "what's up?"

if you say this, people will KNOW that you're sick as fuck
it just really boosts your coolness so why not say it

appropriate responses include

"nothing much dude what about you"
"i'm cool, just chillin"
me: yo what's the forecast
andy: it's kinda cold today bruv
me: noo dude what's the forecast !! it's like what's up but way cooler
andy: oh fuck you're so right.. damn i'm gonna start saying that

Alabama Weather Forecast 

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!
The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!

Future Forecast 

What the hell? These people must think we are really stupid. Is there such a thing as yesterday forecast? Duuuh..
Next we will have the Future Forecast but first we will hear from....
Means that NEXT is not Next. Another word that does not mean anything.
Future forecasters will not be fired if they lie like a rug by a certain percentage.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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