toast455's definitions

loml

Acronym for love of my life. A soulmate. Pronounced "Lom-El" Is also referred to as OTLOML which stands for One True Love Of My Life.

Judy is my high school sweetheart and we got married after college. She is my loml.

by toast455 July 18, 2005

fudge

Slang used by students to describe their report card grades and that they received a "D" or lower in all their classes.

Dude 1: How were your grades?
Dude 2: I got fudge.

by toast455 July 9, 2005

queerstionable

a person who you can not determine if they are gay or straight

Dan never has a girlfriend and really likes to shop. He is definately queerstionable.

by toast455 July 3, 2005

dinkleberry

A tiny dried up or petrified ball of feces that gets caught in a man's ass hair. It can be the result of not washing your ass or not properly wiping your ass after taking a crap.

When the hippie/stoner pulled down his pants, the girl caught a glimpse of his dinkleberries and refused to have sex with him.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

zypo

A typographical error caused by misplacing your typing fingers on the wrong keys on the keyboard.

1. I was on instant messenger talking to my friend and I got so mad at him that I tried to write back something really fast but all I wrote was a major zypo.

2. I wasn't paying attention to what I was writing and zypo'ed the whole paragraph.

by toast455 July 3, 2005

spife

Sweat Patches in Full-Effect. A person who has wet spots on his shirt usually under the arms from sweating.

I went on date last night with this really hot chick and got so nervous that I coudn't contain my spife.

by toast455 July 9, 2005

wutons

a nice plump womans ass.

Did you see the wutons on that hottie?

by toast455 July 2, 2005