toast455's definitions

nintendinitis

1. A sharp cramp caused by playing video games
2. the act of calling out sick from work to stay home and play video games.

1. By the time I got to level 9 on Donkey Kong, I was suffering from severe nintendinitis.
2. When the new "Grand Theft Auto" game was released, I had to call out sick due to my nintendinitis.

by toast455 July 3, 2005

milkshake

the act of swallowing a man's cum.

I gave my girlfriend a milkshake last night and she finished every drop.

by toast455 July 15, 2008

beef curtain

stretched out and saggy vaginal lips. It is also refered to as a "shotgun blast" or an "exploded bubble gum bubble"

When I got one look at her beef curtain, I pulled up my pants.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

tag hag

A person who is obsessed with name brand clothing. See label whore.

Nicole always flaunts the latest clothing. She is such a tag hag.

by toast455 January 31, 2006

nyc

acronym for New York City; The city that does not sleep. It consists of the Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens and Staten island.

Tonight I am going to NYC.

by toast455 July 22, 2005

velvet pocket

1. a vagina;
2. a wet pussy.

1. Hey, you and Amy have been dating for a month now. Have you gotten in her velvet pocket?

2. Dude 1 "I heard Susan has a dry pussy." Dude 2 "No, trust me. She has a velvet pocket."

by toast455 July 2, 2005

spife

Sweat Patches in Full-Effect. A person who has wet spots on his shirt usually under the arms from sweating.

I went on date last night with this really hot chick and got so nervous that I coudn't contain my spife.

by toast455 July 9, 2005