19 definitions by spltbird

mopping a dungeon

hey, don't come in here, i'm mopping my old lady's dungeon

by spltbird November 25, 2002

I dropped my knife and almost cut off my meat bag

by spltbird November 25, 2002

Tom: what's up with the party tonight, everyone brought a bitch....

Dick: yeah, didn't you know it was BYOB night?

by spltbird October 21, 2002

when a woman burps after swallowing sperm

I shot a phat load in this bitch's mouth, and after she swallowed, she let out a cum burp.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

a funnel and a hose attached together in order to consume large quantities of beer

hey, i hit this beer bong aready, it's your turn to have a fast beer.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

a homosexual. dill, meaning a dick. and joy, meaning happy, liking something. Thus, dick liking.

oh shit, that shirt makes you look like a dilljoy.

my roommate is such a dilljoy for doing his hair for an hour.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

Noun. Whereas a guy that gets lots of women to give him blowjobs. A man that women would say has a tasty cock.

Liz: Did you taste Brian's cock?

Amber: Yeah it was like a cock kabob

by spltbird July 6, 2003