BYOB

Bring your own bitch

Tom: what's up with the party tonight, everyone brought a bitch....

Dick: yeah, didn't you know it was BYOB night?

by Spltbird October 21, 2002

meat bag

a scrotum

I dropped my knife and almost cut off my meat bag

by spltbird November 25, 2002

mopping a dungeon

licking a woman's vagina

hey, don't come in here, i'm mopping my old lady's dungeon

by spltbird November 25, 2002

beans

testicles

I was playing football and got kicked in the beans

by spltbird November 25, 2002

Dill Choad

Noun. An orgasmic load that came from anal sex

Hey Lizzy, did you like the dill choad?

by spltbird July 06, 2003

roastbeef

a woman that has pussy lips that are dark, are too long, and hang down.

I was wif this new bitch, and I went down to mop her dungeon, but she had some nasty roastbeef cookin.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

five knuckle shuffle

to masturbate

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump

by spltbird November 25, 2002