4 definitions by That_Toast_Swag

Ed McMahon

A sexual move where one partner sticks his/her finger in the other's ass and say's "You are correct, sir!"

Dude 1: Dude what was with Tina today?

Dude 2: I gave her an Ed McMahon last night, she's been acting weird ever since.

by That_Toast_Swag June 5, 2011

Fuck up an Anvil

Someone who could fuck up the simplest of requests.

Guy 1: I ask him to find my mail a letter and he forgets to put a damn stamp on it...

Guy 2: Wow, he could fuck up an anvil

by That_Toast_Swag June 5, 2011

Backwoods Keg Party

A party, which usually takes place in the woods on a large hill. It's a hell of a party, but at least one dumbass gets seriously injured.

Me: I wanna fuck this keg cause it's made of metal..

Sam: Did you just say that??

Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-

Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..

by That_Toast_Swag June 5, 2011

dick nigger

An african american who acts rude to everyone he meets and makes obscene statements about those around him.

Kanye West: Now Taylor Swift, I don't mean to take your spot light, but Beyonce shoulda got that award.

Taylor Swift thinkin: Damn.. what a dick nigger

by That_Toast_Swag June 5, 2011