PineappleJuice's definitions
by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
Get the nude beachmug. 
A creature who cannot be trusted to even take care of himself properly. Most of the time dumdshits are closey related to fucktards, fuckboys, asshats, droolies, pond scums, fuckwits, manwhores, bride jumpers and all other low lyfes who think they can just skate through life hurting anyone and everyone so long as they get what they want in that very moment. Dumbshits rarely are respected and are seen as creatures of great algae eating abilities. Dumbshits think they know what's best when in fact just tend to fuck things up for society as a whole. Dumbshits can rarely make a good decision when it comes to being a decent creature. These sort of creatures usually feed off the bottom of the pond. Most of the time they are known for their conniving fuckboy like attributes that include but are not limited to: dishonesty, ignorance, manipulative personality.
by PineappleJuice February 25, 2015
Get the dumbshitmug. Biologists still do not fully understand the mechanics of squid aeronautics, but based on accumulating anecdotal and photographic evidence, they have no doubt that the phenomenon is real and widespread. "Flying is not at all unusual in several families of squid," says Michael Vecchione, a squid expert at the Smithsonian Institution. In particular, the families Ommastrephidae and Onychoteuthidae are known for their loftiness. "It's not uncommon to find squid on the deck of the ship in the morning," Vecchione adds. Many squid remain in the dark depths during the day to avoid predators, Vecchione explains, but when they venture into shallower waters at night to feed they are liable to jump out of the water in a panic and onto a boat.
These morning-after encounters are not infrequent, but catching a squid in the act of flight is still quite a feat. "It just happens so fast," Maciá says. "You really have to be in the right place in the right time."
by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
Get the squidmug. Asking someone or a group of people nicely to do something before you take matters into your own hands.
1. I asked him to make breakfast, as a simple request.
2. I asked her to clean up the mess she made, as a simple request.
3. I asked him to take the garbage out, as a simple request.
4. I asked her to do her homework, as a simple request.
5. I asked him to chew with his mouth closed, as a simple request.
6. I asked her to refrain from talking smack, as a simple request.
7. I asked him to treat others the way he would like to be treated, as a simple request.
8. I asked her to be genuine, as a simple request.
9. I asked him to speak with poise, as a simple request.
10. I asked him to be honest, as a simple request.
11. I asked her to contribute, as a simple request.
12. I asked him to mow the lawn, as a simple request.
13. I asked him to be law abiding, as a simple request.
14. I asked her to help the children, as a simple request.
15. I asked him to muck the barn during morning chores, as a simple request.
16. I asked her to do her own laundry, as a simple request.
17. I asked him to was the car, as a simple request.
18. I asked her to water the flowers, as a simple request.
19. I asked him to walk the dog, as a simple request.
20. I asked them to stop hacking me, as a simple request.
2. I asked her to clean up the mess she made, as a simple request.
3. I asked him to take the garbage out, as a simple request.
4. I asked her to do her homework, as a simple request.
5. I asked him to chew with his mouth closed, as a simple request.
6. I asked her to refrain from talking smack, as a simple request.
7. I asked him to treat others the way he would like to be treated, as a simple request.
8. I asked her to be genuine, as a simple request.
9. I asked him to speak with poise, as a simple request.
10. I asked him to be honest, as a simple request.
11. I asked her to contribute, as a simple request.
12. I asked him to mow the lawn, as a simple request.
13. I asked him to be law abiding, as a simple request.
14. I asked her to help the children, as a simple request.
15. I asked him to muck the barn during morning chores, as a simple request.
16. I asked her to do her own laundry, as a simple request.
17. I asked him to was the car, as a simple request.
18. I asked her to water the flowers, as a simple request.
19. I asked him to walk the dog, as a simple request.
20. I asked them to stop hacking me, as a simple request.
by PineappleJuice March 8, 2015
Get the simple requestmug. by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
Get the you don't even knowmug. by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015
Get the Choosing my battlesmug.