Julian

He comes off as an obnoxious buttfuck because he is one. He was raised by the two worst parents in the world and still lives in their basement. He tends to live in the past or future, but early the present. He doesn't have any manners what so ever and can often be heard saying 'fuck' very loudly with children present. He acts as if he is some sort of gift from God, when in fact he actually lies, steals, cheats, manipulates and beats the fuck out of women. He tries to pretend he has ' changed', when in fact the only thing that's changed is his hairstyle. He has false expectations and has no idea what the fuck he is doing 99% of the time. He thinks he's a ladies man, when he actually scares most women. He masterbates with a friend sitting right next to them and feels no shame in doing so. Julian is the epitomy of classless and white trashy.

Please don't act like a Julian.

by PineappleJuice March 09, 2015

Keep it Up

Sarcastic phrase used when one really wants to say something like shove off, fuck off, eat shit, kick rocks, go to hell or simply stop.

Keep it up, we'll see how far that gets you.

by PineappleJuice April 27, 2015

prefriender

A person who is occupied by pretending and/or helping for the greater good of humanity.

1. I was doing the job of the prefrienders for a couple months because that's what my dream job is.

2. Do to the experience of being a prefriender some street droolys wanted to be my real friend and decided they would follow me, track my phone and pretty much know where I was constantly.

2. I truly love all prefrienders; I just need a little time to adjust to a new way of life and find a temporary solution to the real problem that no one is talking about.

3. I can't help but hope to be real friends with the real prefrienders some day.

4. Until then please be gentle prefrienders, I'll be in a fragile state until I can 'get back in the swing of things'.

5. All prefrienders are good people; even if they pretend to be scum of the earth.

by PineappleJuice April 23, 2015

real quick

The act of making a solid decision within the next few days determining ones future.

He ought to decide real quick before the stinkin bird flYs away.

by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015

adoption

The act of giving up one's child to ensure betterment of the next generation.
courageous
heartfelt
stories?

My pseudo grandpa Mel was adopted.
adoption stories

by PineappleJuice February 24, 2015

Buttometer

Intuition by some who can identify one by their derrière.

My buttometer tells me that's the perp.

by PineappleJuice April 03, 2015

spot on

Similar to on fleek.

You may be spot on.

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015