PineappleJuice's definitions

pursuit of happiness

"We hold these truths to be sacred & undeniable; that all men are created equal & independent, that from that equal creation they derive rights inherent & inalienable, among which are the preservation of life, & liberty, & the pursuit of happiness; ..." --Thomas Jefferson

he Committee of Five edited Jefferson's draft. Their version survived further edits by the whole Congress intact, and reads:6

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. ——

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

sex vs love

Sex is to achieve sexual gratification.
Love is to achieve an intimate bond, trust and loyalty.

It's hard for some people to understand the concept of sex vs love.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

foreverchild

To be someone's forever.
To act immature forever.
To have your mom as your sister as you teacher as your probably a foreverchild

To have your mom as your sister as you teacher as your probably a foreverchild

by PineappleJuice February 24, 2015

FWTWB

Acronym standing for fucked with the wrong bitch.

You idiot, you FWTWB.

by PineappleJuice March 7, 2015

humpty dumpty

Refers to a person who likes to sleep around.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

karma

The phenomenon of:

what goes around, comes around
what goes up, must comes down
what's eaten, must be shitted
what's evil, will receive evil
what's good, will receive good
what's nice, will receive nice

karma
you better be able to eat whatever it is you dish up

if you can serve if you better be able to stomach it

She was kind and received kindness.
He was evil and received evil.

karma bitches

by PineappleJuice February 27, 2015

When ish hits the fan

Situational bullshit, worst case scenario and if they choose.

When ish hits the fan I want Charleigh and Davey.

by PineappleJuice May 14, 2015