PineappleJuice's definitions

Uteran Tracking Device

A built in GPS that some females have.

I know where you are because I have a Uteran Tracking Device.

by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015

Shoot yourself in the foot

To fuck yourself and perhaps your whole squad over.

JD, shoot yourself in the foot, again or should I say still considering it seems you're real good at it.

by PineappleJuice February 28, 2015

Baby Moon

Going on vacation before the baby arrives

They are going on a baby moon to key west

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015

truth

The pill everyone wants; but can't seem to swallow.

Let's hear the truth from now on.

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015

deport

1. to expel (an alien) from a country; banish.
2. to send of carry off; transport, especially forcibly

Deport immigrant felons now to reduce prison crowding.

by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015

chicken tikka masala

The bomb dig of Indian food.

Chicken tikka masala is amazing.

by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015

DogSpeak

The act of constantly talking to your dog, knowing full well that he/she will likely not respond with much excitement unless you use terms that have been deeply embedded in their vocabulary since they were just a pup.

I asked that bitch to help me clean up, she just looked at me and looked away. I asked that bitch to get over here. She just looked at me and looked away. I said a phrase containing only words she recognizes, the bitch lost her mind for a moment.

A phrase like, "treat, walk, run, eat, go outside, stinky, stinkbomb, stinky baby, stay, sit, lay down, shake, say I love you, food, hungry, night night," is dogspeak that will lead to a moment of resentment from your dog because they will temporarily feel as bat shit crazy as you are and then want to go outside, without you.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015