PineappleJuice's definitions

Julian

He comes off as an obnoxious buttfuck because he is one. He was raised by the two worst parents in the world and still lives in their basement. He tends to live in the past or future, but early the present. He doesn't have any manners what so ever and can often be heard saying 'fuck' very loudly with children present. He acts as if he is some sort of gift from God, when in fact he actually lies, steals, cheats, manipulates and beats the fuck out of women. He tries to pretend he has ' changed', when in fact the only thing that's changed is his hairstyle. He has false expectations and has no idea what the fuck he is doing 99% of the time. He thinks he's a ladies man, when he actually scares most women. He masterbates with a friend sitting right next to them and feels no shame in doing so. Julian is the epitomy of classless and white trashy.

Please don't act like a Julian.

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015

fuckwit

Pertaining to a specific personality that is self absorbed, as well as self righteous. Fuckwits SOMETIMES have good personality traits, but are earmarked by personallity flaws such as(but not limited to):
ego issues
honesty issues
self worth issues
fake happiness issues
temporary happiness issues
illicit drug issues
legal issues
domestic issues
failure issues
abandonment issues
inflated ego issues

That fuckwit doesn't even know who he even is or what's best for him because he has such little faith in himself, rightfully so because of his issues.
That fuckwit needs guidance and help.
That fuckwit doesn't understand the quality of which life can be because her issues.
That fuckwit could use some guidance and love.
That fuckwit had better straighten up before he fucks his life up even more.
That fuckwit needs to find someone who truly makes him happy and want to not be fuckwit.
That fuckwit has potential that he flashes down the toilet everyday because of his 'woe is me' attitude.
That fuckwit is not a horrible person, just very lost.
Fuckwits can change, if they give up there fuckwit ways.
Fuckwits are usually good people with a bad past who need extra TLC to get out of the fuckwit life style.
I don't care if that fuckwit wants to be with me or not, the fuckwit needs someone who is willing to make them not be a fuckwit.
Remember fuckwits, you have to love yourself before you can love anybody else.
Hey fuckwit, treat yourself with some respect.
Hey fuckwit, you only deserve the respect that you give.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

stalker

1. someone who hacks EVERYONES computer
2. someone who bugs peoples phones
3. someone who drives around peoples place of residency

who's the stalker?

by PineappleJuice March 3, 2015

butt pirates

People who love butts.

She is such a butt pirate.
People who love booty.
Get that want that pirate booty.

butt pirates

by PineappleJuice February 24, 2015

Sheeple

Groups of people that follow the mainstream and listen to what ever it is that people tell them because they aren't capable of forming thoughts on their own or intelligent enough to figure things out for themselves.

The sheeple are what president Obama and hurler both hand going for them during their mind control escapades.

by PineappleJuice March 7, 2015

Manipudick

It's a mix between a manipulator and someone who only thinks with their dick.

A manipudick dosent typically care who they hurt, so long as they are satisfying their own needs when it comes to sexual pleasure. They typically have sex and lead a lot of people on because they think they are gods gift to earth; when in fact they are more similar to ducks, who float through life.

If you want to fly with the Eagles you can't be swimming with the fucks, I mean ducks.

by PineappleJuice March 7, 2015

Fauxtellegence

The act of thinking one is smart, when they are in reality not very intelligent at all.

Stop having fauxtellegence; pull your head out of your arse.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015