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prong

(noun) penis, cock, whang
We're friends with benefits , she comes over once a week and sits on my prong while I finger her clit.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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Seizure

1.) Something that people have very often.

2.) A type of heart attack usually cause from mental disease or extreme laughing.

3.) When you go nuts and almost suicide.

4.) Some people\'s hobbies. Like Leo\'s.
Jake says: Look that DUDE he\\\'s having a seizure.
John says: Don\\\'t worry, that dude\\\'s seizure is his laughing.
Jake says: But look he died.
John says: Oh well, it happens...
by Jake April 26, 2005
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frugly

damn! u frugly DAMN shes ugly and fat !
by jake November 20, 2004
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Noob Combo

The use of any two weapons in a game where no skill is needed to get kill by the combined use of the two weapons.
For example in Halo 2 the most know noob combo is using the Plasma pistol and the assault rifle, the player charges the Pistol and in one shot take the enemies shields out and that quick switches to the other gun and with one shot kills the opponent. And least we forget the universal noob gun……The Shotgun and Sniper rifle, and together you can’t get anymore noob….Just remember NOBODY likes a camper.
by Jake June 18, 2006
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East Bum

Shortened (some might say clean) version of East Bumfuck.

Used to discribe any small, rural town in the middle of nowhere.
"This sucks! Our car breaks down in the middle of East Bum and we have nowhere to stay!"
by Jake March 22, 2005
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Furby

A girl's sex organs, primarily the exterior.
Why is Furby eating a paper towel?
by Jake December 9, 2003
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najibsy-nazar

ron: can i borrow 20 G's to bail my marms out?
Jim: najibsy-nazar
by Jake May 2, 2003
mugGet the najibsy-nazarmug.

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