Jake's definitions

oh snap

Almost like "oh shit".

Oh snap! I farted so hard my asshole flew right off.

by Jake July 24, 2004

man-meat

A man's dick, rarely used word

Nick buccola takes the man-meat without a tear shed

by Jake February 20, 2005

self-gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of his or her own farts.

by Jake November 8, 2003

Playing Football

Smoking Marijuana.

Wanna play some football?

by Jake May 21, 2004

pube strangler

One who makes a rope entirely out of human pubes, and then strangles someone. Sometimes for extra humiliation before killing a victim, a pube strangler may rip out the victim's own pubes, and then proceed with strangling him or her.

Harry: Whoa. I hear there's a fucking pube strangler on the loose.

Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.

by JakE May 21, 2007

mustang

For all you inbred, rice chomping, English language challenged morons who seem to think a Mustang is slow, I just love the looks I get when my 03 Mach 1 toasts those little Jap and European pieces of shit! Then they try and accuse me of running NAWS, dumb bastards need to wake the fuck up and realize that a Mustang will waste 95% of the vehicles on the road without breaking a sweat, or any parts for that matter! Maybe a V6 can't get the job done, but there is a Mustang model somewhere along the line that can, ie GT, Mach 1, Cobra, Cobra R, Roush, Saleen. So go grab hold of that bleacher-seat metal wing, stick your little weenies in your big old fart cans and hump those little Asian vibrators for all your worth, 'cause that's the only way your gonna feel like a man.

That Mustang beat my 350Z, he must be spraying!

by Jake December 24, 2003

hoovering

I think Julie meant "hoovered" as in vacuum-clean-er'd as in sucked-out.

The lazy trollop's contraceptive.

She got pregnmant by accident so got herself Hoover'd to make room for the next accident.

by Jake March 11, 2004