nonce

British derogatory term for a paedophile. Can be used as an insult.
Carl's a right nonce
by imnotatory January 13, 2020
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Used by prison staff, to explain the segregation of inmates who were convicted of sex crimes towards children and the other inmates

Not
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Excercise

NONCE
Prisoner W23899 is a nonce.
by ads July 27, 2004
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nonce

A guy who roams the streets looking fir children.
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a deviant, a sex offender;
from acronym NONCE, UK prison classification for prisoners deemed at risk from attack from other 'regular' prisoners because of the sexual nature of their crimes
NONCE = N ot - O n - N ormal - C ourtyard - E xercise
'Oy , Glitter ! You're a nonce, you are !'

'Five measly quid - Five quid ? Is that all ? You're a nonce, Hill... a Nonce !' - Little Orphan Boy to Harry Hill on The Harry Hill Show, 1996
by wiseninja April 02, 2006
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Although this officially means paedophile, this word is often used to mean stupid.
'You thought that Hollywood was in Canada?! You fucking nonce!'
by N.B September 08, 2005
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nonce

British slang for "pedophile." A really disgraceful group of bastards native to playgrounds, schools, and vestries.
Nobody has less fun in prison than a nonce.
by VA-Flans February 25, 2009
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Charlie's a right nonce.

yeah, absolute pifter him.
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