roomate: dude did u kiss a dude at that party last night?
me: yeah im bisexual i thought you knew that.
me: *snort* *snort* oh yeah this is the freakin stuff!
roomate: ALLAN are you snorting DRUGS? WTFs WRONG WITH YOU?
me: oh yeah i do cocaine i thought you knew that man.
me: hey dude
roomate: allan you're a sexually confused dope addict i want you OUTTA HERE ASAP!!
me: wtf i thought you understood me!
roomate: hmmm... yeah im a republican i thought you knew that *snicker snicker*!
me: FUCK YOU JACKASS!!!
me: yeah im bisexual i thought you knew that.
me: *snort* *snort* oh yeah this is the freakin stuff!
roomate: ALLAN are you snorting DRUGS? WTFs WRONG WITH YOU?
me: oh yeah i do cocaine i thought you knew that man.
me: hey dude
roomate: allan you're a sexually confused dope addict i want you OUTTA HERE ASAP!!
me: wtf i thought you understood me!
roomate: hmmm... yeah im a republican i thought you knew that *snicker snicker*!
me: FUCK YOU JACKASS!!!
by Allanator July 11, 2011
An iconic line from an iconic vine. Takes people back to the days of vine with this joke. If anyone ever come out to you as lesbian or bisexual or something, this is the perfect line to say if you don’t know what to say.
by ☆Gator_Golf☆ February 11, 2022
A statement you use whenever someone has fucked up something and you witnessed the fuck up from beginning to end.
Mother: **Drives into a strip mall knowing it's a dead end**
Me: **Poker face**
Mother**Reaches dead end** AleKs! Why didn't you tell me this was a dead end?!?!?!
Me: I thought you had a plan
Me: **Poker face**
Mother**Reaches dead end** AleKs! Why didn't you tell me this was a dead end?!?!?!
Me: I thought you had a plan
by AleKsandr H. August 15, 2011
by YouKnowFuckYou June 6, 2021
Did the teacher forget to assign homework?
Was your neighbor complaining about overgrown hedges?
I just thought you should know(IJTYSK) will ALWAYS be there to relay these messages!
IJTYSK is typically used as a preceding comment, meant to soften the blow of inevitable bad news.
Usage of IJTYSK as a trailing comment is not uncommon, thought more in line with southern classic "Bless your heart"
Was your neighbor complaining about overgrown hedges?
I just thought you should know(IJTYSK) will ALWAYS be there to relay these messages!
IJTYSK is typically used as a preceding comment, meant to soften the blow of inevitable bad news.
Usage of IJTYSK as a trailing comment is not uncommon, thought more in line with southern classic "Bless your heart"
"Class dismissed!"
"I just thought you should know...you didn't assign weekend homework"
"I just finished my first 5k!"
"I just thought you should know...over 5 million people run a 5k at least once a month."
"This restaurant is great, the owner is so friendly."
"I just thought you should know...he doesn't pay his taxes and cheats on his wife."
"I just made an entry in to the Urban Dictionary!"
"I just thought you should know...anybody can add anything to Urban Dictionary, it's not an accomplishment. It's like bragging that you got accepted to Facebook."
"I just thought you should know...you didn't assign weekend homework"
"I just finished my first 5k!"
"I just thought you should know...over 5 million people run a 5k at least once a month."
"This restaurant is great, the owner is so friendly."
"I just thought you should know...he doesn't pay his taxes and cheats on his wife."
"I just made an entry in to the Urban Dictionary!"
"I just thought you should know...anybody can add anything to Urban Dictionary, it's not an accomplishment. It's like bragging that you got accepted to Facebook."
by Jack from Sacramento September 7, 2018
Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?
by Your local spelling helper April 5, 2022
by unlistedcali October 27, 2020