Whizzled

Being slightly drunk; buzzed.

I went to get a couple of beers just so I could get a little whizzled and take the edge off of the argument I just had with my girlfriend.

by Kimbernet September 29, 2008

Whizzled

Whizzled is like when your fingers get pruny from being in the water to long

Oh my your fingers are whizzled

by Koolkatkkkk July 5, 2018

Whizzled

To be sauced to the point of reduced function either drunk or high.

“Fuck haze you are Whizzled bruuuh”, said dirty mike.

by A. Cashin August 1, 2019

Whizzled

To discombobulate someone by giving them too much information to gain an advantage.

“He came in and whizzled me, I just agreed and now I can’t remember what I agreed to.”

by K19DST July 17, 2020

Bobby Whizzle

Another word for the dribbles of cum that release after you think you've cleaned up and done for the day, the part that gets your bell-end stuck to your pants. usually around ten minutes after sex.

"Heavens above! ive got Bobby Whizzle, it stings!"

"Lucy, is there anymore tissue, ive made a bobby whizzled mess"

by damage ink October 13, 2008

for shizzle my whizzle

The proper way to say "but of course!" when speaking to a wigger.

Is this country club the keenist? For shizzle my whizzle!

by BoneyZ September 25, 2008

Jizzle whizzle

The act of jizzing and whizzing at the same time or whizzing immediately after jizzing.

Awe man you just jizzle whizzled on me

I think I'm gunna jizzle whizzle on the bed

by Dingel lingel ling February 1, 2017