A person who is so ridiculously domesticated that there is no doubt in your mind that, if the world were to become inhospitable to the masses, the person in question would surely be among the first to die due to their incompetence and lack of adaptability.
A: Christ in a chicken basket! I just saw someone return bottled water because they didn't like the taste.
B. Wow! What a shitty first-waver! In fact, I doubt she'll even make it to the first wave.
B. Wow! What a shitty first-waver! In fact, I doubt she'll even make it to the first wave.
by beepboop April 27, 2009
The complaintant states, she was jogging in the park when an obese male caucasian with a mullet exposed his 2 inch penis to her.
This is the 7th. complaint about the Dicky Waver in this park!
This is the 7th. complaint about the Dicky Waver in this park!
by Simon October 16, 2004
Old navy nickname for a Signalman. The Signalman was a rating from 1921-2004. Consisted of primarily of Visual Communications between ships. Morse Code via Flashinig signal light, Semaphore hand/flag signals and Signal flags flow from a halyard (Line) on the mast of a ship and basic naval honors and ceremonies. Time and Technology finally caught up to this Job skill, which most who have mastered it consider it a now lost art form.
Those damn Skivvie Waver's are a bunch of skates!! We're down here sweepin' and swabbin' and they just sit up there on the Signal Bridge and drink soda and eat geedunk.
by AB Dan July 19, 2006
Taking a real-life image of a cityscape or landscape, and changing the colors, distorting lines and adding line, texture and depth, invain of the 1980' color schematic and fashions. The Neon Rainbow.
"Oh, my! This picture of downtown L.A has been Vapor-Waverized and looks like the 80's has thrown up a neon -rainbow all over the place!"
by SarCri1 January 2, 2023
Noun
Describes a girl that when having sex with her, a wave travels through the fat, but where she is fat enough that the wave eventually travels back toward you.
Describes a girl that when having sex with her, a wave travels through the fat, but where she is fat enough that the wave eventually travels back toward you.
Lamont: Yo dawg you smash Tai'qwonda last night?
Tyreal: Yeah dawg, chubby ho be a double-waver like shiiiiiii
Tyreal: Yeah dawg, chubby ho be a double-waver like shiiiiiii
by Diarrheasaurus January 20, 2011
A Liverpool Football Club supporter's term for a fan of Chelsea Football Club.
Mainly arising from the juxtaposition between the long tradition of banner creation by Liverpool fans, and Chelsea F.C putting flags out on seats before the match for fans to wave.
Sub text is also to do with Chelsea "buying" their success and having "no history".
Mainly arising from the juxtaposition between the long tradition of banner creation by Liverpool fans, and Chelsea F.C putting flags out on seats before the match for fans to wave.
Sub text is also to do with Chelsea "buying" their success and having "no history".
by BertyJobbo April 20, 2012
A person who pretends to be tough while online and in the comfort of his own surroundings. Generally, a cyber first waver is good at making threats and brinksmanship, but never follows through with his statements. This behavior usually occurs on social media websites.
Don't be afraid of that guy, he argues with everybody and challenges them to fights but he never shows up. He's a cyber fist waver.
by GlApp Money Shot September 14, 2011