walking penis

an out of shape, bald man who actually think he looks cool with his shaved head.

shit, i've never liked that dickhead rob and now he looks like a walking penis.

by jocko July 19, 2004

a supreme ladies man, defined as one mojo powered pimp.

Damn! Mike is the epitome of the walking penis!

by mike tomorsky February 4, 2004

Walking Penis

A man who seeks sexual activity at all hours of the day.

Wow! I cant believe you Matt. We just got here and you already got two girls to sit in your lap? Your such a walking penis.

a gender specific walk led by the penal region, often appears that the walker is being pulled by his penis toward others.

Dude, John Doe was doing the penis walk all day today! Do you think he needs to get some?

by Taryn November 20, 2003