unexplained bacon

Bacon of mysterious origin. First seen in a Simpsons episode.
by unexplained bacon May 14, 2003
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Unexplained Bruises

Those obvious body marks on the skin which appear unexpectedly the next day after particularly active sex, but you have no idea how they got there specifically.
No wonder Karen's smiling so brightly this morning. Have you seen all of her unexplained bruises?
by Monty_Pythons August 05, 2009
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unexplainable autism

Unexplainable Autism is a way more worse and aggressive autism at this stage Your autistic child/adult maybe already be rapidly clenching both their hands and painting sticks such as the Mitchell Lim Chit Zen
Hey this boy who is named Mitchell Lim Chit Zen is having such a Unexplainable Autism
by Who_U? January 01, 2019
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Unexplained Ball Pain

a peculiar and very uncomfortable feeling in a man’s testicle(s). The origin of the pain is unknown but it is rumored to come from a clogged sperm duct or possibly blue balls. The only cure currently known is masturbation.
Sorry, I’m such a jerk today, Unexplained Ball Pain.
by Melvin5000 June 02, 2010
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Unexplained lightning powers

Example 1: A fictional character with unreasonable amounts of power, ability, or skill. As stated by the name, they are usually unexplained, yet on the off-chance may be. If they are explained, the explanation is lacking or downright retarded.

Example 2: A sudden burst in might, whether literal, political, or otherwise.

Derived from a Metal Gear Solid flash that joked about Volgin at times, poking fun at his control over lightning.
Well here comes Mr. Gary Sue and his fuckin' unexplained lightning powers. Say bye to your characters, guys.

Those were some unexplained lightning powers Hitler whipped out of his ass.
by Phineas1337 December 19, 2009
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Unexplained pancakes

The misreading of a word that results in the person reading it to see it as a completely unrelated word from its original subject.
by GuymanZz January 25, 2017
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unexplain

The act of using theories to simplify and change the nature of existence.
Scientists use mathematics to unexplain black holes as being a singularity because there is no conclusive proof behind it's existence
by StickOfGod October 15, 2017
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