twat is also used in place of the word "what?" in come cases...
Twat? i CUNT hear you i have and EAR-INFUCKTION. i need to go to the DICKtor to get some PENIScillin'
by ASSSSLEY January 7, 2005
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that twat ate all my fluff!

that twat gave me herpes!
by inferno42684 July 17, 2009
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someone who cant think of anything better to write about on twitter other than "i had a nice latte" or "i like eggs"
bob: tom was tweeting about his latte this arvo.
gary: gee, what a twat.
by squishbix June 17, 2009
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1. vagina, pussy, fuckhole, finger hut, fish taco, cockpit, or what ever you want to call it.
2. An offensive word to call someone.
3. The War Against Terrorism.
1. You have a very nice twat there!
2. Hey, twat, come here!
3. We have a twat running TWAT!!!
by UsualSuspectXXX October 16, 2007
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a) a fanny, or vagina, in British English

b) American English, an offensive term 4 a non pragmatic, non rational male who use his phallic organ to think things through instead of using his thinking cap
if you are a male twat, definition b), you have a problem, and a serious one
by Sexydimma May 8, 2015
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female sexual organ or punch on nose
"im going to twat you round the head with a frying pan" or "let me lick your twat"
by paez March 13, 2003
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Short for Trans World Airlines Tea...the official tea that was served on this now defunct airline.
Attractive stewardess: Good afternoon, would you care for some T.W.A. coffee?

Male passenger: No thanks, but I'd love a taste of your T.W.A. tea. *winks*
by vagitarian February 14, 2004
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