turd rocket

a flying piece of fecal matter shooting out of your ass, fast enough to splash water up into the air.

Yo Jerry can you grab me a towel because my ass is soaked from that huge turd rocket i just released.

by killa Andrew and ugly Chris June 3, 2008

Rocket Turd

A long turd that shoots down the toilet and into the hole, like a rocket

Sharpie: Anything exciting happen while I was gone?

Alphabet: Yeah I dropped a rocket turd while taking a dump

Sharpie: Why in the hell would I want to know that?

by Alphabet's Turd June 26, 2011