Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.

No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.

by Money MT May 19, 2010

squirrel nose

A powerful, vicious and all consuming itch that paralyizes one's ability to act human and behave like a squirrel for a brief moment to conquer all that is evil inside of their nasal cavity.

Kayta, you're getting squirrel nose again, drink some milk.

by Lefucktard November 17, 2015

squirrel sauce

squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.

"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."

by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013

squirrel jones

the true form of god

squirrel jones is my god

by jammypop April 10, 2017

squirrel pissing

bullshitting/overreacting to everything

Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.

by That_Guy_Is_Awesome February 28, 2011

fall squirrel

Burying ones nuts inside a girl

That chick is so hot, once I get her in the sack, I am going to "fall squirrel" her!

by Rhoward September 19, 2017

The Nimble Squirrel

The man lays down on the ground and waits for the woman. The woman continuously does back flips and tries to land on his cock every time. It is a game of weather his dick breaks or if he gets off

I did The Nimble Squirrel with my wife last night!

by trickytower August 4, 2021