Amongst a small group of friends in Solihull, West Midlands UK, it is the way to greet. It also functions as certain bridges for sentences, for example, using it to define actions and opinions etc.
In greeting:
"News."
"News"

In conversation:
"What sort of news are you getting on?"
"News of the drinking variety"

In object:
"Woah! That stunt Marty McFly does in Back To The Future 2, where he escapes from Biff in the tunnel is the news!!"
by Tom Honeyfield December 16, 2004
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Sex, or when u can't think of another word for a guitar sound or any thing, insert into sentance.

Origin - came along when Tom and Sarah were listening to a song and the guitar went Weenie-new-new

Variations - Weenie-neenie-new-new
Ur such a weenie-new-new
Go weenie-new-new ur self
by Tom Kellum May 12, 2006
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Ken: Couldn’t make it to the show tonight?
Bob: Nah. I was busy watching the People’s News Network for Radical Leftist Propaganda.
Ken: Oh I love CNN!
by AdamSmith69420 January 28, 2021
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Noun to describe New Jews
oi vey women , we need to make some NEWS
by Mizza little son July 26, 2006
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It means suck your dick. Its pronunciation is like Chinese word of 嗦你牛牛

牛牛 means dick and 嗦你 means suck your
Can’t wait to see what I learnt from Tieba
Show show way
Sony new new
Can can need
Yep that’s some good English
by Warma July 10, 2022
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when older/ lamer people on either the west coast or in mountain time celebrate the New Year with New York at 9:00 or 10:00 respectfully
my parents are lame, they made us celebrate the New York New Year then went to bed at 9:15
by Just A Koala January 2, 2011
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