Study

Something you should be doing right now.

Friend: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

You: Wasting my time on the internet instead of studying and doing assignments.

by getofftheinternetandgoandstudy December 2, 2011

Studying

The act of texting, eating, listening to music, watching tv, or sleeping when there is a textbook nearby.

"I was studying sooooo hard last night, I every episode of Arrested Development and ate some popcorn."

by bloxorox December 3, 2011

Studying

Something you should be doing right now but you're not. Congrats. ;)

Person 1: Dude I would love to play PUBG with u right now but I'm studying. ;(
Person 2 : Yea right, if ur studying how come ur on my server? stop lying bro.

by snacksaver123 April 28, 2020

Studying

An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.

"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."

by DesPERRYado November 9, 2004

Studying

(verb) A form of dying.

He committed studying yesterday. It was very sad.

by silver2500 December 14, 2010

studying

Doing anything other than studying;

Synonyms: interneting, watching tv, masturbating, playing video games, wasting away, daydreaming

(While surving the internet) "Get the fuck out of my room, I'm studying!!"

by Alexsai December 19, 2005

Studying

The act of looking through facebook bumper stickers.

Mom: Are you doing your homework?
Kid: Yeah, I'm studying.

by Naokashi January 17, 2009