by RIP Garry the Goat November 21, 2018
A squidwards nose is when you cum on a bitches face and it hangs down on her nose. Making it look like squidwards nose with squinted eyes.
by 3lyt3 H0ckr August 20, 2017
Inspired by the character Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, this is when you have a long penis, but it’s top-heavy and flaccid, and as a result, is floppy.
by JimmyButler69 July 11, 2020
A body part belonging to the "Squidward" species, it is known to be as large as an eggplant and had been mistaken to be the inspiration of Minecraft Villagers, Queen Cupcakke had rode this specimen 69 times a day, if your dick or femdick is smaller than your toes, expect Cupcakke to tell that you are a flop and that she will have to ride Squidward's Nose instead.
by Mrs. Eandedeürfaevs October 23, 2022
by KelandSmith February 19, 2020
I fucked my man last night he had such a Squidward's Nose it couldn't fit in my hole and didn't penetrate
by Snapothecoinboiiiz March 16, 2019
man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.
by Tyronelexbengie May 30, 2019