spewed

To get covered in spit by the guy behind you's chew cup when he throws it in the air during a homerun at the ball game.

Ed spewed 3 broads and an old man at the Yankee game Tuesday night!

by Johnny Damon August 29, 2007

spew

verbal vomit.
to speak about a subject of which you know nothing about and act as if you.

Student: ...and therefore, since the man in the white coat was schizophrenic and was too busy dealing with his psychotic girlfriend whom he invented in his mind to realize what was happening around him, the president had no choice but to shoot him in the jawbone.
Proffesor: So you're trying to tell me that the president shot his brother during the Boston Tea Party?
Student: To my knowledge sir, yes i am
Proffesor: You're spewing out your Anus

by Aryeh Cohen March 26, 2007

spew

to emit any bodily fluid from any orifice out of ones body..usually quite unexpectedly and forcefully

"dude, i totally spew all over your sister!!"

by t.d.d. December 7, 2003

spew

Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid with considerable force

Mom: You may spew your spunk onto my face. But if I don't like it, you can spew your load onto your gran's face. I'd rather she get a facial than me. But let's just see how it goes, okay son?
Son: Thanks, Mom. Here it comes.

by Koeknut May 16, 2003

spew

n. Man sap

"You were born to worship my cock, and slurp on my knob, and tongue my fucken ballsack, and take my load of spew right in your fucken face!" (Rev. Marty Nation in R. Kern's "Fingered", 1986)

by Fred Rogers May 16, 2003

SPEWS

SPEWS is a list of areas on the Internet which several system administrators, ISP postmasters, and other service providers have assembled and use to deny email and in some cases, all network traffic from.

It is also a load of shit in some cases, putting several sites on its list that don't deserve to be on it. Including but not limited to deviantart.com and somethingawful.com

Hotmail uses SPEWS, and by doing so, dis-allows users on the sites which are blacklisted to recieve any mail from those sites.

Spews sure doesn't take into account that some of the sites on its list are undeserving of being placed upon it.

by Pathos January 31, 2004

spew

To spray semen with tremendous force.

I pulled my shaft from her ass, and hollared "Come here baby, and let me spew it in your eye".

by FrostyNutzz December 16, 2002