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spermalator

The word that should be used to describe moving walkways/stairs in shopping centers due to the large amounts of sperm deposited on the hand rails because men often don't wash their hands after using the bathrooms in public places.
"She used the spermalator to get from the first floor to the second floor of the shopping center."

"Lets take the spermalator, it's quicker"
by foxxysamantha January 10, 2009
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Spermalizer

A special wrestling move that involves ejaculation causing loss of bodily function from the waist down.
He delivered the spermalizer with brutal, jarring force
by Roger Lodge November 9, 2003
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Spermal Detonator

A hilarious euphemism for any kind of nut shot imaginable...with a Star Wars twist!
I totally dropped a spermal detonator on my girl's tits and immediately went back to ruling at The Force Unleashed!
by notanerdoranything June 22, 2010
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