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sneaker head 

One who is in love with but not limited to Jordans, Forces, Dunks, Maxes, etc.

Willing to camp out and face lines that wind around blocks for a pair of once in a lifetime exclusives!

On the verge of bankruptcy because the addiction is THAT serious.

Misunderstood by non sneaker heads as wasting money and are constantly told that they will get over it or that "it's just a phase.

Likely to kill you if you step on their kicks.

Running out of closet space because the boxes can only stack up so high...

Marks calendar for release dates and hates seeing fakes.

Lives for the first time they open the box and that new sneaker smell just fills up the air. HATES CREASES.
Person A: Yo Shirley doesn't stop buyin shoes! She just got another pair of Jordans..

Person B: Damn, she's a sneaker head...

I AM A SNEAKER HEAD
sneaker head by *~BLacK WiDoW~* April 6, 2007
Words you can keep

Sneaker head 

Some one who collects shoes or sneakers. Usually most trendy ones. Some may be hype beasts
Wowww did you see that new kid at school, he’s a sneaker head!!
Sneaker head by Naislin October 14, 2017

Sneaker Head 

The exact same thing as a crack head but instead of crack it’s sneakers
Sneaker Head by Epicgamer69,420 January 5, 2020
Word of the Day on November 17, 2024

Sneaker head 

A person who is sexually attracted to sneakers. They buy shoe so they can stick there Dick in them. That's why you didn't win the raffle.
Person 1:"My fatass uncle john is a sneaker head!"
Person 2: " ewww wtf he has sex with shoes?!?!"
Person 1: "he fucked my Jordan 1s!."
Sneaker head by D1r2 October 8, 2021

Night-time head sneakers 

The thoughts that sneak into your head as you try to go to sleep. They are usually negative, irrational and exaggerated, but feel oh-so-real at the time.

In the morning you often can't even figure out what you were worried or angry about.
How did you sleep?

Not very well, I had night-time head sneakers

sneakerhead 

1. A person who collects limited, rare, OG, or flat out exclusive kicks. Usually the collection consists of Jordans or Dunks.
2. A person with background knowledge of certain sneakers.
Yo, that cat always be rockin fresh sneaks. Gotta be a sneakerhead.
sneakerhead by brandoneezy March 21, 2005

Speakerhead 

People or person who walk around with head phones or earbuds in or on there head all the time.
Dude, look at that kid, he's a speakerhead. It's like he has two speakers taped to his noggin.
Speakerhead by Baseball Dad February 23, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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