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Sue Sylvester
1. A character from the television show Glee; a particularly evil cheerleading coach whose single goal in life is to destroy the glee club.
2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.
2. The subject of a series of Chuck Norris-esque jokes.
Sue Sylvester doesn't have a "ctrl" button on her computer, Sue Sylvester is always in control. OR There is no such thing as natural selection, only things Sue Sylvester allows to live.
Sue Sylvester by Gleeful Jay October 18, 2009
Silvester
A dummm fine boy that's smart, loyal, trustworthy and caring. You'all always crave his presence. When's he's around you'll feel like your home because you can be yourself. Make sure you value him, you may never come across a boy that makes you feel so comfortable and loved. He makes you feel protected and likes to cuddle. He can get freaky too;)but while still being respectful. He has the best sense of humor by making kinky jokes. And the way he laughs will make your heart fuckin melt. You'll always find him taking a nap, playing games or on YouTube. His fine ass body, smile, his hair, you'll love it all. He's perfect. You can never get tired of a Silvester, he's the best person to be around.
Silvester by Lil Betty123 October 5, 2017
Sylvester Stallowned
Sylvester Stallowned by Think Posi January 26, 2005
Sylvester Equation
An equation that tells you exactly how many beers you would need to drink to make a conscious decision to sleep with a girl. Person using the equation must be sober.
10 - X = # of beers
where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.
*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)
10 - X = # of beers
where '10' is the maximum 'hotness' score a girl can recieve, 'X' is the score given to the girl (1-10). The subtraction yields the number of beers one needs to consume.
*note: a beer can also be replaced by a 1oz. shot or mixed drink equivalent to one ounce of alcohol (40% or greater)
(taking place at local bar/club/party)
GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?
GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10
GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.
GUY1: Hey man what do you think of that girl over by the bar?
GUY2: Man, I'd give her a 4 outta 10
GUY1: Yea she does look pretty beat. Well according to the Sylvester Equation I'm gunna need 6 beers before I try to get any.
Sylvester Equation by buffalo ny March 6, 2010
Skypesterbation
When two parties are Skyping and one or both perform self-satisfying sexual acts upon themselves for the pleasure of the other.
Skypesterbation by Jchrizzle July 9, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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