Simpers

Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.

Michael: Oh dude look, there are some very nice girls

Paolo: Damn yes

Michael: We are such Simpers

by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020

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When a bunch of people are “simping” on something or someone.

“God, those people are such simpers”

by AxrieJbtw July 29, 2020

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What happens when juices are on a pan. The juice often simpers.

"I cooked roast beef yesterday...my whole body was filled with the juices gentle simpering."
"don't you mean simmering"
"no"

by alt-Shiga February 05, 2022

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A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone who's a handyman, who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat rack out of nothing but wood, piecing together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a "normalized education", advocating instead for a trade school or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.

"You should always remind a Simpers to not release gas while cuddling with a date"

by Erginator6969 May 11, 2020

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