To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.
(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).
Follow these steps to success:
Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).
Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).
Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.
(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).
Follow these steps to success:
Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).
Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).
Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.
by jaughter June 24, 2010