rock face

The unbelievable facial contortions that happen when the body has three choices during a mam-a-jam of a guitar solo

1. Rock face
2. Duece in the pants
3. Nnnuuuugh, spooge.

Did you see that f-ing Rock Face he made coming out of the Rockin Horse solo?

I don't know man, he may have to change his underwear.

by dead777 February 04, 2010

rocks face

Something, someone, or an action so awesome that the audience's facial expressions are forced to respond.

past tense: rocked face
present : rocking face, rock face

That performance rocked so hard it rocked face.
You rock face!
Ashley rocks face!
That rocked face!

by JimmyTehBanana September 07, 2006

Rock Face

used to describe a person who is way too awesome to use the word awesome... so you are to say "they rock face."

Person 1: Dude, Elder Ephraim "Rocks Face..."
Person 2: Dude, he does "Rock Face..."

by orthotrick January 28, 2010

Rock Face

Somebody can be labelled a 'Rock Face' if they have just said something embarassing.

Rofl, he's such a Rock Face. Or am I?

by iAshley91 May 11, 2008

rocking face

when a person has a sudden penetration with ones mouth

I saw this porno and this dude just was rocking face like none other

by pmm July 19, 2007

rock your face

To impress, astound, or entertain someone. To "kick ass." The phrase has its origins in the Bon Jovi song "Wanted Dead or Alive," which contains the unintentionally funny line "I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked 'em all." The phrase was popularized by online humorist Seanbaby, whose website boasts "over 40 million faces rocked!" It seems Seanbaby heard the line in the Bon Jovi song, thought it was funny, and made it his own.

The phrase has since found its way into online dialogue, often used facetiously or ironically (similar to modern use of phrases like "stick it to the Man!"), due to the consciously silly nature of the phrase.

"I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked 'em all." --Bon Jovi
"Over 40 million faces rocked!" -- Seanbaby.com
"This action movie is great. It's gonna rock your face. Hard."

by The Huntsville Horror June 02, 2006

Face Rock

verb. to violently shake the face of another person or persons to leave them in a state of confusion and the feeling like their face has been detached from their skull.

I just rocked your face!

by Disco Chris May 07, 2004