To see and recognize "with your own eyes"... From a combination of retina (eye part) and recognize (to see or understand). Can be used in a number of ways.
by Cranko Zabotnik July 12, 2006
Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
by whatstheword August 12, 2012
A sight threatening eye problem effecting one out of every 10,000 people. This serious condition can be treated with surgery or by leaving your basement and getting off of Tumblr.
by D2theMO January 08, 2014
1. Lit. Scarring of the retina due to scratching.
2. Urb. When something is so bright, it leaves an afterimage on your eyes for a long time.
3. Urb. When you see something so vile, so disgusting, so horrible, that the image burns into your retinas and can not be unseen.
2. Urb. When something is so bright, it leaves an afterimage on your eyes for a long time.
3. Urb. When you see something so vile, so disgusting, so horrible, that the image burns into your retinas and can not be unseen.
1. Why are you going in for lasik surgery? Because I have retinal scarring.
2. Wow, your computer screen is so bright, the boot-up screen is scarred into my retinas.
3. I visited 4chan the other day and even though I stayed in the work safe section, there just seems to be no way to avoid the retinal scarring. You can't get /b/ out with eye bleach.
2. Wow, your computer screen is so bright, the boot-up screen is scarred into my retinas.
3. I visited 4chan the other day and even though I stayed in the work safe section, there just seems to be no way to avoid the retinal scarring. You can't get /b/ out with eye bleach.
by TheMobiusMan August 19, 2009
This is a condition where your ass muscles are attached to your eye muscles; it gives you a shitty outlook on life.
He is so depressing, he must have rectal retinitis.
by Bonnie Louise February 11, 2008
when one shoves his massive cock into a girls eye socket, causing it to bleed out as the man fills the girls eye socket with his cum.
by some hackerman June 24, 2018
"Dude what happened to your eye?" asks Nick
"My contacts are killing me!" says Pete
"Have you seen a doctor about your retinal clap?" replies Nick
"My contacts are killing me!" says Pete
"Have you seen a doctor about your retinal clap?" replies Nick
by Swift_Nick_Cudd June 18, 2011