The art of making it look like you are actually helping those that your represent in a government organization while actually creating more problems and blaming them on other politiicans so you can get re-elected.
by jondapicam November 5, 2003
The bizarre sexual act of masturbating over an anthill, clogging up the entry point, and killing thousands of innocents in the process.
by Sakhalin Cruschev April 12, 2006
by Judge Fudge August 12, 2006
A summary of American politics goes as follows IMHO:
A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God.
A Democrat thinks he IS God.
A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God.
A Democrat thinks he IS God.
Republican: This is what Jesus would want! Bombings, oil pipelines, war, huge deficits...surely God agrees with the PNAC mission statement for America to dominate the world!
Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus!
Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus!
by Duck Mama March 15, 2005
by Galen Deepinglen August 4, 2004
the ability to spoonfeed the masses bullshit and make them think they are eating sugar, no matter what side you are on
by MEATLOGO February 21, 2006
by stan March 17, 2005