The Penal Code refers to a large series of unwritten rules the male gender must follow when using and placing into action his reproductive organ. This includes rules such as using a condom when fornicating with a stranger or a girl not on birth control and also the rule of not using your unit with your friends girlfriend or ex- girlfriend with out his consent.
" Man i slept with Joe's old lady last night"
"You idiot, you totally blew off the penal code."
"Hey steve, last night i got with this chick from out of town and i didnt use a love glove."
" Dude you have not stayed loyal to the penal code"
"You idiot, you totally blew off the penal code."
"Hey steve, last night i got with this chick from out of town and i didnt use a love glove."
" Dude you have not stayed loyal to the penal code"
by flyhomie61 February 17, 2010
Penal Implants are implants to make your penis bigger. Yes, it really does exsist and may I add: more Asian & Caucasian men should be looking into this procedure. *thumbs up*
by nagyfasz April 12, 2005
A party or gathering with an inexcusable quantity of males and a shortage of women. Synonym: SAUSAGE FEST
by lancer3339 January 11, 2010
We've heard of vaginal sex, oral sex and even anal sex. The rarest one is penal sex. The act of inserting the penis not into a vagina, not in the mouth or the anus, but into another penis hole. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me and Derek have penal sex regularly. It hurts but we take it in turns to penetrate. (I AM NOT GAY BTW)
by donkeysheep April 11, 2009
A penal sneeze is a person who, in general, would wish to be claimed as an accident by their birth-givers by some undefined and highly unfortunate series of events. For this reason they could not be claimed as anything other than a "penal sneeze."
Guy 1: Wow, that guy/girl is so bad at life... they annoy me so much!
Guy 2: Yeah, how does such a terrible being come to exist do you think?
Guy 1: Penal sneeze maybe.
Guy 2: Word.
Guy 2: Yeah, how does such a terrible being come to exist do you think?
Guy 1: Penal sneeze maybe.
Guy 2: Word.
by Helmet_Butter September 13, 2009
When person (1) is receiving fellatio from person (2) while (2) is humming a song into person (1)'s stretched open urethra.
Nick: How was last night's date? She give you sloppy toppy?
Conor: Fuck yea, man. She gave me Penal Opera
Conor: Fuck yea, man. She gave me Penal Opera
by NickrophiIia March 10, 2019
The cavity inside your penis. Also called the urethra, it is used to eject wastes, which come in the form of urine, or ejaculate semen. The urethra is on average about 20 cm long.
by Crilbus Bowlingfaggot October 16, 2019