overturned tortoise

Having sex with an epileptic pitching a fit.
I did the overturned tortoise last night, arms and legs everywhere.
by Joshyyyy February 12, 2010
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Overturned tortoise

Norfolk slang for a girl who is begging for sex, because she just can't get any action otherwise.
Person 1: You know that Dutch girl who moved to Norfolk? She's such an overturned tortoise!
Person 2: I know, right...
by Dragonfyre1 February 12, 2010
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overturning the election

An extremely embarrassing period of American history in which a humanoid cheese puff with a stupid wig essentially threw a massive temper tantrum and tried to destroy the United States just because he didn't win an election.
The president, living in a delusional state of paranoid denial, ordered his supporters to storm the capitol building with the intent of severely harming, if not killing, basically every senator and representative who didn't support him in a last ditch attempt at overturning the election.
by Intelligence001 March 02, 2021
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