outside

Outside is a place where there's insects and the sun which burns you awfully bad, and there's also grass and trees and butteflys..all poisonous to you, its a horrible, horrible horrible , vile place that you never want to go to

Billy: Wanna go outside Theo?

Theo: NO! Don't make me go outside, you can't make me not even at gunpoint, for I should wish my own life away on a whim rather than
venture to the outside.

Billy: jeez, just asking..

by Theo April 22, 2005

outside

not in the know; to be excluded

I've been kept outside of this all year??!!??

by Ian Lewis April 22, 2005

outside

In Modern Jazz, the far, far FAR avant garde typified by Ornette Coleman or Miles Davis; beyond meter or tempo or harmonic conventions....Also known as Free Jazz...

Brother was blowing so outside last night the drummer got lost and couldn't find his way home...

by FreekDaddy April 22, 2005

outside

Where people who are bored and video game addicts should go but they don't.

Bob: I'm sooooo bored....
Joe:Why not go outside?

Jimmy: Omg I'm pwning in Halo 3.
Jimmy's Mom: Time for you to go outside young man.

by my life be like July 3, 2009

outside

To be excluded from the circle of people who are party to a secret, who are members of a conspiracy, or who share a common attribute. It is the opposite of "inside" the conspiracy. Leaving people "outside" often reflects the insiders goal of protecting them from the legal consequences of knowledge of he secret.

In the TV show The West Wing a dozen or so people were privy to the knowledge that President Bartlett had M.S. His wife knew and was "inside". His press secretary, C J Craig, was "outside" and could say in public with complete and legally unassailable honesty (though in fact inaccurately) that the president was healthy. She was "outside."

The drug dealer kept his girlfriend "outside". She thought he made his money as a musician.

by Medford Man May 25, 2009

outside

the word that surfers yell when huge waves are coming out.

"Well we get on our boards and we paddle out
And we talk surfer clout 'cuz it's got lotsa clout (with the chicks!)
And we watch Pat get a bitchin' ride
And then another dumb surfer yells OUTSIDE!"
--The Ziggens, Outside!

by JohnnyLurg March 9, 2012

outside

Where people accitidently step in dog poop

Ewww I just stepped in dog poop outside

gross!!

by Katiissycotic January 20, 2015