october 22

October 22 kiss your crush or bf

yes this is October 22 not 21 or 23

by dream unicorn October 18, 2019

october 22

The day where you should worship me as a god. I have power of all and you are under my control

Ohhh shit! It is October 22nd I must worship my god.

by Nailuj October 20, 2017

october 22

Today is national hit-anyone-with-the-name-matthew day. you have full consent to now hit someone with the name matthew (or matt)

october 22nd is hit matt day

Guy: yo it’s national hit matthew day. you know what that means...
Matthew: uh oh

by bigboobsuhmchile October 21, 2019

october 22

slap a nigga named timothy national holiday

boy: hey isn’t it october 22?
other boy: oh yeah it’s slap timothy day

by hdkdndjsndb123 October 21, 2019

october 22

National kiss your boyfriend day is on October 22. You have to make out with your boyfriend on October 22. Your excuse is it’s a holiday.

Girlfriend: We should make out because it’s October 22
Boyfriend: Ok

by JimmyOeters2727 October 21, 2019

october 22

national straight day. today is national straight day. YAY finally a day for normal people!

" October 22. Finally a day for straight people!"

by jeffery dumb September 12, 2020

October 22

October 22nd is say hi to your crush day

Hey did you hear October 22nd and say hi to your crush day?

by Mel's October 18, 2019