It's Five O-Clock Somewhere 

If you are thinking too deeply into this saying, you clearly need a drink.

Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"

It's Five O-Clock Somewhere by pynchonian October 30, 2014

5 o'clock shadow 

Short beard stubble on a man's face that has grown since the morning shave, usually experienced towards the end of the day.

Can be used to describe a man who looks scruffy, overworked/tired, hung-over or rugged.

"Rough night last night? Got that 5 o'clock shadow."

5 o'clock shadow by StephenCarr October 19, 2005

Friday O'Clock Shadow 

The beard you grow when you've been too lazy to shave all week.

"Are you growing a beard?"
"No, it's just my Friday o'clock shadow."

Friday O'Clock Shadow by Jeremy Ampe December 9, 2008

five o’clock shadow 

The stubble a clean shaven man gets at the end of the day, normally at five o’clock in the evening.

#1: You look tired.
#2: Nah. This is just the five o’clock shadow.

five o’clock shadow by hippy2981 November 8, 2006

2 o'clock scramble 

The act of trying to pair up with someone quickly at the end of a bar / club night, especially when drunk. Kind of like sexual musical chairs. Also known as a 1:59er.

Kelley: What happened to Camilla last night? I thought she was going with us to the Waffle House?

Jamison: Nah, she got picked up in the 2 o'clock scramble by that guy she was dancing with all night.

Kelley: Eeew! The balding one?

Jamison: Yep! I bet she won't be happy when she wakes up next to him!!!!

2 o'clock scramble by tryingtogetleid April 14, 2009

2 o'clock shower 

Getting up at 2 in the mourning to masterbate.

Jesse went to take a 2 o'clock shower.

Michael got up early for his 2 o'clock shower

2 o'clock shower by kingdongggg October 22, 2010

5 o'clock shadow 

the facial hair that comes late in the day when a man has shaved earlier

Naturally he had a 5 o'clock shadow again.

5 o'clock shadow by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2008