Cumming inside of someone's ass then them shitting on your dick after making them gag on their own shit spitting it back into your mouth and you spitting it right back into that hairy asshole.
by Pu55y D35tr0y3r June 06, 2020
Cocktail containing orange, pepsi and for those like me who prefer to punish your liver add a sjitload of vodka as well sounds wrong tastes good
by thelostlibertine April 01, 2005
An act where male/female cum is inserted inside the anus as the owner of the anus defecates. This results in a muddy puddle. Can be used as a noun or a verb depending on the sentence.
by Vaginalover6996 June 23, 2017
When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.
by Valkyrion May 12, 2019
When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy
John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine
by Crown of thorns November 03, 2020
by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023
To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.
Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.
Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023