mowed the lawn

Slang for having had sex with anything or anyone previously.

Kristen is such a slut. I just met her last night and Mowed the lawn shortly thereafter.

by Woopinyoass November 2, 2020

mowing the lawn

a slang term for having sex

she's mowing the lawn tonight!

by 4tehLolz. May 13, 2011

mowing the lawn

Said when you want to leave to masturbate without saying it outloud or when you and your boy/girl friend want to go have sex.

EX. 1: John: Hey guys I'll see you in an hour I gotta go home and mow the lawn.
EX. 2: Matt: Yo me and Melissa stayed up all night mowing the lawn last night.

by that guy who posted this word February 7, 2011

mowing the lawn

See: deepthroat.

When a girl takes your cock all the way into her throat, and tries shave your pubic hair with her teeth.

John: I heard heather can deepthroat like Jenna Jameson.

Tom: Yeah, she mowed my lawn last night.

by Anti January 12, 2005

Mowing the Lawn

The act of tossing someone's salad (giving a rim job) while wearing braces, therefor cutting their butthole hair as you pleasure them.

Jacob loves it when Mollie starts mowing the lawn in the middle of a long bus ride.

by JONGaCONGi July 6, 2012

mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.

He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

mowing the lawn

masturbating with a vibrator

bad vibrators are as loud as a lawn-mower sometimes

by clodia June 25, 2003