monad

A monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors

A list is an example of a monad

by coding-kitten September 13, 2020

monad

A mohawk shaven into one's pubic hair.

I was walking around the YMCA locker room and this guy was totally rockin' the monad.

by Poe Nads January 23, 2009

monad

The singular forum of the word gonads. To have only one testicle.

Hey ever since that infection, my monad has been swollen and sore.

by BURNiN4TOR August 05, 2005

monad

it's a gay sex position engaged in between college professors and computer science students
everyone who has a masters in computer science has performed it

A: Hey B, apparently the prof is gonna have a lesson on monad with us. Do you know what that is?
B:Sorry A, i got no clue. We will just have to wait till next Monday.

by TheComfyToilet October 22, 2020

monad

n. A floofy liar that frequently tells horribly unfunny jokes and unwitty comments, resulting in the collective annoyance of those around it.

"Geez, what a monad."
"Man, that guy sure is a monad."
"Jay, you are a monad."

by reacher November 11, 2004

monad

Contraction of the words "Moron" and "Gonad". Used to refer to a software project that is fat, slow, and ultimately incomprehensible to the consumer.

Microsoft's new command-line shell is a monad.

by David Tobey June 25, 2003

monad

A unit of cyclical time.

Consciousness.

A moment is a unit of linear time.

A monad is a unit of CYCLICAL time.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 23, 2018