medievel times 

The act of snapping an arrow in half, and shoving the stick with the arrow end into your urethra (read: peehole). The man would then use his penis to create holes into a womans body, therefore fucking any location on the body he so desires.

I'm gon' kill him i'm gon' rape him, i'm gon' give him medievel times.

after i gave julie meievel times she needed 30 stitches and a new appendix

medievel times by 07 Sr. Mens Swim November 28, 2007

medieval times 

A exciting dinner theater show located in 7 locations throughout the U.S. You are seated in a various section, and your section has a certain knight they root for in the tourneyment, and jousting. The show is a great thing to do for special occasions and is fun for the whole family!

Medieval Times is one of the best theatrical productions i've ever been to.

medieval times by Patrick Murphy September 1, 2005

Medieval Times 

a place in Buena Park Ca, on Beach Blvd where you pay a whole bunch of money to eat shitty food, drink expenisve, shitty mixed drinks, and watch a bunch of fake ass knights, on small ass horses, compete in tournament games, in hopes of winning the princesses heart. Oh yeah, and dont cheer for the red knight, he always loses.

Nah, just kidding, its fun, and if you go, make sure you call your server "farm boy"

while walking out of the show at "medieval times" I told dan i was going to run him through with my flag.

Medieval Times by rob $ April 13, 2005

Medieval times 

A time when Europe was basically Africs minus the ebola and colonialism

The medieval times sucked man

Medieval times by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022