To rate something that matters to you whether of major or minor importance
Those poptarts are so awesome, you should matterate them!
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A word that is often used sarcastically. When used in such a manner, it means the opposite of its true definition, thus meaning having little or no worth; too neglible to worry about.
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Yet another of the opposites/sarcasm family of words meaning unimportant, inconsequential or useless. Became popular in the early 90's with the gen x'rs.
Matters about .25 cent hiballs look at the line up to get in! Hey I'm about go a week without smoking! Matters! Call me when you get to a year! Oh man look at that chick she's slammin! Matters dude your so whipped you may as well cut your own nuts off.
by Rontastic July 30, 2006
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n. When a person is depressed but can't quite determine why, he/she has "the matters." from "What's a matter?"

The person doesn't know "what's a matter."
What's wrong, Louis?
I don't know, I've just got the matters.
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1.) The substance or substances of which any physical object consists or is composed:
2.)physical or corporeal substance in general, whether solid, liquid, or gaseous, especially as distinguished from incorporeal substance, as spirit or mind, or from qualities, actions, and the like.
the matter of which the earth is made.
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A form of life in the shape of an organism.

The area between you and another.

The importance of a subject.
Does the distance matter?

Matter of subjects being?
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To be a worthless coward of a drunk that sits around and does nothing but chew on oneself and masterbate constantly to scat porn.

Also one who is to lazy to chew his fast food and chooses to put it in a blender so he or she does not have to chew.
Steve has been such a mess of a Matters latly, he blended a milkshake, double cheeseburger and french fries all together. Then did a a shot and took a nap. When he woke up he was to lazy to blow his nose in the bathroom so he took off his sock and fire a snot rocket into it.
by DrewBagger April 10, 2008
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