matris

Matris weighs 1000 pounds. Matris wears a moo moo. Matris drives a 1984 Geo Metro, there are no doors. Matris greases up the sides of her Metro and slips on in. There are no wheels. Matris gets a running start and pushes her Metro down a hill. Matris has a hair and beauty salon down town called, "Matris Loves You". Matris is a devout Catholic. She loves the Pope. Matris is always in Gremio. Never anywhre but Gremio. Where is she not? Not in Gremio. Always in Gremio, never anywhere but Gremio.

Matris is the Buck's manager. She takes care of ALL their away needs.

by Robert Goulet February 23, 2005

matri

Totally opposite of Nehemiah. Ugly disrespectful and rude of everyone.

That waitress was so rude I could call her a matri

by URBAN dictionary god April 10, 2018

Matri

The mother hen of a friend group.

Guy1: Man what's that girl like?
Guy2: She's a Matri

by LRW4dawin August 08, 2018

Matry

matry is the person you need in your life! they’re so funny (mommy and daddy issues) and so kind (school phobia). BUT YEAH! Don’t forget that you’re clearly enough and ilysm, you didn’t deserve all of this i’m rlly sorry.
matry often has long black hair with a wolf cut!

Guys! Matry’s coming with us today!

by vivilpbdumondeentier November 21, 2021