masterbate

guy: when you rub the shaft of your penis untl you orgasm.
(sometimes requires the use of lubricants)
(not reccomended to exceed three times each day)

girls: use of fingers to touch the clitoris
(sometimes requires the use of a vibrator)

andrew uses the fleshlight to masterbate.

by supersimon June 6, 2006

masterbate

getting freaky with oneself.

Hellen masterbated with herself.

by aklaskldfhe November 14, 2006

Masterbation

Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami

Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer

I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation

by Big baller 2000 November 13, 2015

masterbation

Karate teacher named Bation

Thank you for calming me down Master Bation

by Speas March 9, 2003

Masterbate

Masturbation for professionals.

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

by Niladen August 2, 2013

masterbation

A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.

"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.

by The Observer May 7, 2003

Masterbation

We're a male or a female pleasures them self's in a sex like motion

I am a masterbation expert

by Glittergal_197 October 7, 2017