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marker wipe

When you wipe, wipe, and wipe a hundred times, but theres still poop. Its like you’re wiping a marker.
Sorry I’m late, I had the marker wipes!
by Qslammer November 15, 2017
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markerwipe

(descriptive noun) Used to describe the need for constant wiping after a bowel movement that continues to produce an incessant amount of greasy residue. It's almost like there's a brown or black marker up there, with the cap off and the tip facing outward.
"That was some markerwipe I had in there. I went through half a roll of toilet paper and a whole package of baby wipes."
by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018
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