Lease

Lease is just a way of life. When someone says something that just makes you cringe. When someone makes a bad joke; when something is not funny. You make this face :|

"Why did the Chicken cross the road" ME: LEASE

by LEASELEASE September 23, 2020

Lease

Usually a program to buy somthing you give payments of money to keep the object for a while but not actually buying, but nowa days kids have turned the word Lease into a word that may mean "give" or "bring it to me"

"Yo g i just got diz ill shiz shoes for fity dollas off a truck u down?"
"Yo LEASE me somma doz i needs em"

by 2 CrUnK April 04, 2005

Lease

What your moms Bentley is on.

"Is that a Rolls Royce from 2004? *proceeds to laugh*" "Shut up Jason! Your mums bentley is on a lease."

by Mr.DefineYourLife March 03, 2020

puh-lease

Another word for saying please but in another kind of sarcastic way

Girl: Look at my new bag
Girl 2: Puh-lease that's just a knockoff

by ANBgirl October 17, 2008

Pa-lease

A way of saying "please" with a so-called 'attitude'

1: Man you think you're so good, but I'm way better.

2: Pa-lease, I can beat you ANY day!

by TheDudeBackThere October 15, 2011

pur-lease

"Please" elongated to mean bullshit, or insignificance.

Oh pur-lease, everyone's been in a Rolls before, I used to own one.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Anal Lease

Paying someone, typically a filthy prostitue, a street whore or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time anal sex encounter. An anal lease is sought cause you can't hit that ass at home.

Rachel won't give up the ass for me so I had no choice but to look for a short term anal lease this weekend. Sadly, I think I may have contracted something.

by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2017