laying pipe

I don't know where everyone else got there definitions for laying pipe. However laying pipe is simply fucking the hell out of a girl.

Will;what are you doing this weekend
Guy;probally laying pipe to my girl.

by William Waldrep June 03, 2005

laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

who laid pipe last night? i laid pipe last night

by mikesull November 07, 2002

laying pipe

Doing a great big dump that renders the toilet unusable for the next hour due to pungency.

"Where's Tim? He's been gone for half an hour."

"He's laying pipe.

by turqoisenoise March 19, 2011

laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.

"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."

by Tom January 10, 2005

laying pipe

when a girl sleeps with a guy with a large penis

Damn, I'd heard Joe be laying pipe

by Monique May 13, 2004

laying pipe

Pooper sex.

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.

by B. Miller October 23, 2003

laying pipe

A term used in TV writing. It's things that you wouldn't actually say in life, but they say it on TV to help you understand what's happening in the story.

A character saying, "You're my sister and I love you...", so that we understand that she is the character's sister is laying pipe.

by Bama Self June 15, 2006