lapidated

1. (opposite of DElapidated) excellent, great, neat, nice, quality, sound, strong, etc.

2. A chick who gives LAP on the FIRST DATE. (Lap-I-Dated).

1. Although that Stang was 10 years old, it was very lapidated.

2.
a) Shirley is very lapidated.
b) Sharon is a Lap-I-dated.

by Brit Read October 11, 2008

lapidation

The throwing of stones at a victim until death

The countries with sharia law have been showing the love of lapidation

by mlqrt February 26, 2017

lapid

Another term for going down on a guy

Man that felt good when she was doing the lapid.

by Billah September 18, 2006

Yair Lapid

A generic name for a celebrity who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, turns into a lousy Politician, and possibly a Prime Minister in some small Banana republic in the south.

Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"

Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"

Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"

Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."

by Matans June 11, 2013

Lapid

A mentally ill pervert commonly known in urban circles as "booch" and "schmuck". They generally are seen with multiple ugly females.
Occasionally shows homosexual behavior as well as pedophilia

The Lapid approached a female in a desperate attempt to get sexual favors

by Bigdaddybrooklyn March 27, 2024

Lyn Lapid

The greatest freaking artist to ever exist.

“Dude, did you hear the new Lyn Lapid song?” “OMG, it's really cool!”

by StreakrGod December 31, 2024