Klatt

DNA extractor from an unconscious or not lucid police detainee. The typical job is to masturbate passed out suspects for semen collection to later be used as DNA evidence during prosecution.

Another passed out subject? Someone call the Klatt in here to wrangle some evidence out of this guy.

by Loki25w June 27, 2019

Samuel t. Klatt

A nerd who laughs at anything has two annoying cats and is occasionally cringe

Stop being a Samuel t. Klatt you cunt

by Person myeh May 2, 2022

Klatt

A person who calls himself Kemal, also bicycles like a fucking loggerheaded buffalo.

"The KLATT who calls himself Kemal"

by KlattenKemal September 18, 2023