kill a kitten

v. To masturbate.

Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

Me so horny... I think I'm gonna go kill a kitten.

by The Gramar Nazi March 11, 2002

Killing a Kitten

When one Masturbates

every time you masturbate God kills a kitten

by Navarone March 23, 2004

Killing a Kitten

Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.

ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?!
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha

ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..

by Mr.Tuesday .....bitch December 9, 2009

killing a kitten

to "pull one out" or lonely masturbate by ones self.

"dude CJ is a fag, he killed a kitten last night"
"the other night i was talking to trevor on the phone. and he was killing a kitten"

by "The Grizz" December 15, 2007

killing the kitten

Fingering yourself..kitten-meaning pussy and killing meaning ur fingers r killing it


jenn has a pritty kitty

So jenn...did you kill the kitten last night?

Yea i killed that shyt, that motherfcukers dead!

by Mallory And Jenn October 22, 2004

Killing Kittens

The act of masturbating

Damn I'm soo horny, I better go kill some kittens

by Matt R March 28, 2005

killing kittens

masturbating, usually guys jerking off to pornographic images. a common phrase on fark.com.

Please forgive me in advance for the one or two kittens that I may be directly responsible for killing after looking at this boobies link.

by tonmeister February 14, 2005