Jake: Remember how Ricky and Dotty used to be friends with us and other people that we know?
Greta: Yes, I do remember that. Wait, what did they do to no longer be friends with us and other people that we know?
Jake: Well, they decided to drop out of School and join ISIS.
Greta: Why would they do that?
Jake: I guess they're into murder, rape, goat fucking and blowing up stuff.
Greta: Sounds like that they hated their family and that is absolutely disgusting.
Jake: It is very likely that they did and yes it is.
Greta: That is very shameful, but then again, we did see some shady shit from them while they were still in School before they made this ill-fated decision that you just told me that they did.
by PhoenixGamer34 July 17, 2021
A group of Muslim Children that all lost their mothers when they were young, wild extremists with very wierd ideals
by Coxxxxxxx March 06, 2018
A group of retarded niggers who blow shit up to scare the living shit out of people and pray in different directions from where they are actually supposed to pray. Just for the record these are not muslims. These are a group of fucking whores who fuck goats and use sand as fucking nut cream.
by AfricanMonster June 22, 2019
by blueberrysansmedic8383 AUTTP January 02, 2017
Isis is a Middle Eastern terrorist group which operates underground. "Isis in America" refers to the targeting of American citizens by those trained by Isis. These people can be Caucasian citizens seemingly leading every day lives.
Diane Sawyer has a newscast on Isis targeting American citizens. One subject mentioned is "promise romance."
by ScienceBurt February 02, 2020
A group of Middle Eastern ninjas and illiterate desert dwellers living in caves, masturbating to goat porn and shoot and bomb people for 72 goats.
To join ISIS, one of you must fuck and marry a goat. Once you join the group, you made a promise to give me a 3-hour blowjob.
-Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi
by Just_satire August 25, 2016
A stupid group with a bunch of dumfucks trying to take down humanity in the name of islam and has not even been taken down wtf
by why is life March 25, 2021