For all you people who put shit on iPods because of irreplaceable batteries and hard disks and about the $250 Apple repair fee, browse the fucking nets, you morons. You obviously have a web browser, so use the fucking thing! iPods DO have replaceable batteries, AND Hard drives. My iPod is currently open and on top of my computer right now, i bought a new hard disk for it to up the capacity. The battery is connected by a wire to a socket on the mainboard, much like the battery in a cordless phone. There are plenty of companies around that make replacement parts (ie the HDD is just a 1.8in Toshiba) so quit your bitching about them. It costs about $75 for a new battery and $150 for a new HD! I agree, Apple over-charges for the "replacement scheme" but seriously, if you think that Apple suck so much why follow their advice and not open your iPod? Morons.
Everyone who thinks that iPods are lame because of irreplaceable batteries are fuckwits who probably can't afford them.
by Gerron February 18, 2006
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A walking advertisement for: MUG THIS FOOL, THEY GOT MONEY.

Any fool dumb enough to buy an ipod and walk around town with their white headphones in their ears, trying to look cool, when they are actually saying: He I got lots of money. Usually private school fags.

A piece of electronic crap also.
Crack Addict 1: Hey check out that kid there, he's got an ipod.

Crack Addict 2: Get him!
by 1337-bix May 7, 2006
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A genuine MP3 player designed by Apple. The Video iPods can hold up to 60GB of media and the nanos are thinner than a pencil. May be expensive but well worth it.

Not to mention about the haters you see on the rest of urban dictionary... Those people can't afford one that's why they want to use the Creative Zens to insult over it which make the Creative Zens also known as Lame-Flat iPods that can only sync up to 125 songs.
Person 1 : Hey It's an iPod

Person 2 : yeah

Person 1 : I can't believe you even wanna be SEEN with that piece of crap.

Person 2 : Is it becasue you can't afford one?

Person 1 : Yeah... (weeps)

Person 2 : Don't worry, you can always buy a fake and poser version of ipods called the Zen.
by Liwfun September 18, 2006
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A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more
than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.
Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas!"
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."
by damon666666666 May 17, 2006
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A small music/video playing device that is useful in everyday life. Although there are cheaper and better MP3 players out there, iPods are not really that bad. The latest generation isn't extremely overpriced and it is pretty cool.

The main flaw is its accessory prices, but it's tough point is the accessory range. There are thousands of accessories for the iPod.

Buying an iPod makes some teens and little kids think that they will be with the "cool kids" after buying ones. This is DEFINETLY not true. It's just a music player with style.

The reason Apple has sold so many iPods is because of its advertising and the looks.
Bob: I bought an iPod! YAY!!!
Cool Kid: Cool. *turns around and goes back to talking with his friends*
Bob: *Waiting for a request to join the cool kids*

Bob: I got an iPod and I love it.
Joe: I have one too, but I would have gotten a Creative Zen if I had thought about it earlier. But I still like my iPod. =)
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An ipod is a litle MP3 player. Some people that don't have alot of money, or like to hear themselves type, say that it is the most horrible attrocity against man since Nazism. If u like it, buy it, if not, dont.
*ragging maniac* "AHH AN IPOD SUCKZZ AND I DONT LIKE IT AND IT IS CRAPPY AND IT IS NOT (insert product name) !!!11!11"
*myself* Hey, Ipods are cool
by drawrf November 18, 2007
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A portable digital jukebox that fits right in my shirt pocket.
instead of having a bulky cd player in my pants pocket having to frequently change cds, i can just listen to my ipod which i have easy access to in my shitr pocket and not have to change cds
by jackson, j May 2, 2006
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